(Source: dopehemisphere, via brcks)
"The last time I saw someone do stand up, it was this Bahrainien guy that looked like McLovin. I forget his name. His best joke was, “So you guys hear about the bombing in Dubai last week?” -Silence- “Shit, that’s next week."
Okay so I was just sitting in bed doing homework and then my brother ran in and said “warm laundry!” then yelled “HA I LIED IT’S NOT WARM EITHER!” then sat there at the foot of my bed laughing at me. omg guysI just threw laundry at my brother and said “warm laundry!” then yelled, “I LIED IT WASN’T WARM!” then started laughing really hard and left the room, continuing to laugh for a full 5 minutes down the hall.
(Source: lezwgo)
(Source: megaswash, via funniest10k)
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